Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Choco Answers da Mail!


'Ello! Dis is da CHOCO again, and da CHOCO gonna answer da dumb human letters!

Today's letter is from Suger (Dat a funny name for a human kid!). She write to da CHOCO dis:

choco I have this sugar problem and mabye um well you can help me please tell me how to avoid sugar. not that I hate its just that it...um... is a tad (BIG) problem to me and they tell me to find someone to help me signed, Suger

Dear Suger,
U maybe don't know how to spell worse den da CHOCO! Dat odd. Everybody know dat da CHOCO's name is always CAPITALIZED!

Anyway, as far as U question go, da CHOCO has da same problem as U. Da CHOCO no like da sugar AT ALL! It gross! CHOCO never want to menudo it!

But da CHOCO's mama always say, "CHOCO, U no can menudo da human kid 'til U menudo da sweets!"

"Moooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm!!!!!!" da CHOCO reply. "Da CHOCO no want to menudo da sweets! Da CHOCO just wanna menudo da kid. He tasty! Plus, also, in addition to dat, he wearing a Pokemon shirt, which da CHOCO think taste very good!"

"No, CHOCO!" da mama say. "U no can menudo da human until U menudo da sweets! Also, U don't even think about havin' da broccoli for dessert!"

Dat why da CHOCO no gonde de pecula da mama!

Anyway, Suger, CHOCO no can help U with dis problem! It one of the many wonders of the world! If U ever figure out, U can tell da CHOCO, and maybe da CHOCO not menudo U!!!!

Dat all for now! Bye bye!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

CHOCO sorry about spelling your name wrong but I think I got it this time, Well I was still wondering if you can tell me how to eat da brocolli
SUGAR