'Ello! Dis is da CHOCO again!
Da CHOCO is starting a new segment today. It called "CHOCO Answers da Dumb Human Letters"!
What CHOCO gonna do is answer letters dat da dumb humans write to da CHOCO and ask. We gonna start today with dis letter CHOCO got from Leslye Bristol of a town called Callyfornia!
Leslye write,
Da CHOCO is starting a new segment today. It called "CHOCO Answers da Dumb Human Letters"!
What CHOCO gonna do is answer letters dat da dumb humans write to da CHOCO and ask. We gonna start today with dis letter CHOCO got from Leslye Bristol of a town called Callyfornia!
Leslye write,
"Dear CHOCO! I would like to know why you are just a stick figure? And what are those things that hang off of the sides of your head? Are they ears? Or are they horns?"
Dear Leslye, muchas gracias for da letter. Da CHOCO is glad U write. But da CHOCO have to say...U may be da dumbest human EVER! CHOCO hope dat not hurt U feelings!
CHOCO is NOT a stick figure! CHOCO is a choco! But there something wrong with human cameras (prob'ly cause they made by da dumb humans!). Whenever a choco's picture is taken, U no can see him da way he looks. He only look like a stick figure. So what U see in da pictures is not what da CHOCO look like. It just a--what U call it--CHOCOdon't know--maybe a afterimage or something like dat!
As for da question about da things on da side of da CHOCO's head, da CHOCO is very, very, very, very sensitive about dat and no want to even talk about it! U hurt da CHOCO's feelings when U ask dat question. U should have da shame in your head! Only U prob'ly too dumb to have da shame in your head anyway, so da CHOCO no has da anger for U.
Come back next time for more CHOCO Answers da Dumb Human Letters!
Dear Leslye, muchas gracias for da letter. Da CHOCO is glad U write. But da CHOCO have to say...U may be da dumbest human EVER! CHOCO hope dat not hurt U feelings!
CHOCO is NOT a stick figure! CHOCO is a choco! But there something wrong with human cameras (prob'ly cause they made by da dumb humans!). Whenever a choco's picture is taken, U no can see him da way he looks. He only look like a stick figure. So what U see in da pictures is not what da CHOCO look like. It just a--what U call it--CHOCOdon't know--maybe a afterimage or something like dat!
As for da question about da things on da side of da CHOCO's head, da CHOCO is very, very, very, very sensitive about dat and no want to even talk about it! U hurt da CHOCO's feelings when U ask dat question. U should have da shame in your head! Only U prob'ly too dumb to have da shame in your head anyway, so da CHOCO no has da anger for U.
Come back next time for more CHOCO Answers da Dumb Human Letters!
5 comments:
Mr sweasy your choco page is hilarious I like the little movies.and if you dont know who i am mabe this will help SUGAR! now do you know well ttfl (ta ta for now)
choco I have this sugar problem and mabye um well you can help me please tell me how to avoid sugar. not that I hate its just that it...um... is a tad (BIG) problem to me and they tell me to find someone to help me signed
-SUGER
'Ello, Suger! It is nice for da CHOCO to meet U!
CHOCO will maybe answer U question about da sugar in da next "CHOCO answers da dumb human letters" segment.
Yeah! Dat just what da CHOCO will do!
As for da first comment U made, CHOCO don't know who da Mr guy even is! Dat crazy!
--Dis is da CHOCO!
Hi Choco
how are you doing.
well I was just wondering if you could help me you see I have this bird and he bites me alot how do I get him to stop?
Giant lollipop also known as Sydney
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