About Da CHOCO!

So a lotta people maybe wonderin', "What 'xactly is Choco?"

To which Choco say, "You not read my intro. Choco is a choco!"

But maybe a lotta people might say back, "Oh yeah. U right, Choco!" (Choco is always right, by da way!) "I forrigge u, Choco. I is just human."

"Dat okay!" da Choco say. "U no can help it!"

Den maybe those people say, "But Choco, we know u is a choco. But what's a choco?"

So dat's what Choco is writing about today!

U know what a choco is. U see dem all da time! Choco's is those things on Halloween, those things that make loud noises and scream a lot and menudo little kids and stuff.

Choco is a special kind of choco. Choco is a woset. Choco lives in a closet, like does all wosets.

Some humans think woset chocos live under da bed, but dat's just silly. Choco would not live under da bed any more dan a Blooferbund would menudo a Jingfro. It just doesn't make any sense at all!

Choco likes to menudo little kids. And squirrels. And broccoli!

Dat's all about da Choco. Choco would tell you more, but Choco 'tsink again. Choco afraid of online predators!