More About Da Choco

Maybe some humans be wonderin' more about da CHOCO. Maybe they want to know where 'xactly the CHOCO live. Maybe they want to know what make the CHOCO tick. Maybe they want to know if CHOCO ever have a life changing metaphysical 'xperience or somethin' like that.

Here's what the CHOCO say to those humans: Get a life.

But since those people want to know more about da CHOCO, den the CHOCO will write 'bout dat in this post.

Almost all chocos live in Chocoland (dat obvious!), but wosets (which is what da CHOCO is) is different. Wosets live in human-land with da humans. Well, wosets sort of live in human-land. Part of woset homes is in human closets, and da other part is...well...is...let's just say dat it is somewhere else. Maybe 'tween Chocoland and human-land.

Wosets menudo da humans!

Wosets can travel anywhere in Chocoland or human-land by goin' through human closets. Kind of like in CHOCO's fav'rite movie, Chocos Incorporated, only not 'xactly. Dat movie is preposterous! Everybody know that the Unbominable Snowman lives at the North Pole, not Siberia!

Anyway, CHOCO lived with his choco mama until he was finally years old. No, CHOCO's mama and dada not get a divorce or separation or nothin' like dat. Dat human silliness. CHOCO's dada not live with CHOCO's mama 'cause da dada try to menudo da CHOCO. But dat okay. All choco dada's do dat.

Anyway, CHOCO and CHOCO's mama lived in a human closet in a town called Bolivia. Den when CHOCO turned finally years old it was time for da CHOCO and da CHOCO's mama to leave. Da CHOCO's mama say that the humans was doin' some 'struction, whatever dat is, and dat da CHOCO's closet was gonna be knocked down.

Humans is mean sometimes!

So CHOCO left. Now CHOCO live in a town called In Tucky. CHOCO live in a closet in da playroom of finally human kids called Meradiff and Natalia. Dey okay as far as humans go. In da house there also is a human called Merediff and Natalia's Daddy. CHOCO never seen him before! There also is a human with a name called Meradiff and Natalia's Mama. She no like da CHOCO! She make da CHOCO leave da closet and live on roof of Building One! Dat crazy! But now CHOCO live back in da closet!

Dat all for now! CHOCO have a hard time typing this much. CHOCO only have 8 fingers.