Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Choco Teaches da Dumb Humans


'Ello! Choco has been asked to talk about some of da Choco's words dat da Choco uses. Choco not sure why. Maybe 'cause da humans dat read this blog (whatever a blog is) is dumb. Dat not unusual.

Anyway, here is a 'scription of some words that maybe too smart for most humans to understand.

Menudo: Dat one easy! It mean to put somethin' into a mouth and crunch and crunch until that somethin' is all bye bye.

Example: Choco menudo da little kid!

Finally: Dat one easy, too! It is da thing that come after uno and before tres. Or between one and three in human words. U supposed to yell whenever u see this.

Example: When playing da game of Sorry, Natalia no can draw a finally card. She begin to have da frustration in her head. Then she get a finally card at last. "Finally!" she scream. Da Choco scream, "FINALLY," too!

Forrige: Dat a hard one for da Choco, too, 'cause there no word like that in da Choco language. But here is how da Choco understand it. If somechoco in da human world do somethin' that maybe hurt some human and da human find out about it, dat choco is supposed to make their face look muy triste, and den dat choco say, "Oh I didn't know. I forrige you!" Den da human say, "OK. I forrige you, too." After that it okay for da choco to do da same thing again to hurt da human!

There other words that maybe da humans need to learn, too, but da Choco not want to overload da poor human brains, so dat all for today. Come back later for more "Choco Teaches da Dumb Humans."

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