Wednesday, November 5, 2008

CHOCO Answers da Mail!


'Ello! Dis is da CHOCO , and today it time for another 'stallment of CHOCO Answers da Mail!

Today's letter from some human calling herself da Giant Lollipop! She write dis:

Hi Choco how are you doing.well I was just wondering if you could help me you see I have this bird and he bites me alot how do I get him to stop?

'Ello, Giant Lollipop. First, to answer U first question, da CHOCO is muy bien! Gracias for asking dat one. U betcha!

As for da other question about da flappy bird dat bites, CHOCO have some secret to tell U: Not all flappy birds is flappy birds. Some flappy birds is actually chocos, and those chocos maybe sometimes try to menudo da humans! 'Specially da human kids 'cause dey is Xtra tasty!

So watch out for da flappy bird, Giant Lollipop. Da flappy bird maybe tryin' to menudo U! Maybe U better never never never go near da Flappy bird again!

Sincerely,

da CHOCO

P.S. What kinda name is Giant Lollipop! CHOCO think maybe dat not U real name.

P.P.S. U not spell da CHOCO's name good. It all in da capitals.

P.P.P.S CHOCO type "P.P" in da word "P.P.S"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Dat a 'larious joke!