Choco Teaches Da Dumb Humans!

'Ello! Welcome to another 'dition of...

...CHOCO Teaches da Dumb Humans!

Today da CHOCO gonna talk about Chrissmus. Chrissmus is a weird human thing dat da CHOCO no can understand very much, but CHOCO sure da CHOCO understand better dan da humans, so let's get started.

Chrissmus is a time when da humans bring trees into their houses and hang little glass balls on da trees and put lights on dem. CHOCO know: humans are weird! Also, da humans take their socks and hang them in the living room instead of in drawers. Also, da humans have fun playing presents!

Here's how U can play presents: First, U go to a store and U buy somethin' dat U want! Then U put paper on it so da friend no can tell what it is, den you give it to dat friend. Dat friend no want what U bought--U want it! But that OK. It will all make sense in a minute (at least as much as da dumb dumb humans ever make sense!) U friend do the same thing to U. Den U both tear da paper off da thing U is given in front of the other human, and U then tell dat human how much U really like what they give U. Den U take that thing back to the store, get U money back, and buy for Uself da thing dat U gave da other person! Dat called Playing Presents!

Why don't da dumb dumb humans just buy demselves what dey want in da first place? CHOCO don't know. But that OK! There is a lot of things humans do that don't make no sense to da CHOCO.

There more to Chrissmas than all dat, but CHOCO no have time to go into it now. Maybe CHOCO write more later about da Chrissmas. Or maybe not! CHOCO don't know!