CHOCO Teaches da Dumb Humans!

Dis is da CHOCO ! Welcome to another 'dition of CHOCO Teaches da Dumb Humans! Today we gonna talk about birfdays and how to celebrate birfdays like a CHOCO and how to celebrate birfdays like a dumb dumb human.

Let start with da dumb dumb humans. CHOCO had da chance to see a dumb dumb human birfday just a few days ago. Humans celebrate birfdays in funny ways. First, dey bake a yucky sweet called a "cake." Den they set the cake on fire and give it to da person who is havin' a birfday! Dat birfday human then puts the fire out. Once da fire is out everybody cheer for da person who put it out.

If da humans didn't want da cake on fire, why did they set it on fire in the first place? Nobody knows. It one of life's big mysteries. Also, why don't dey make something good instead of cake, something like a broccolio casserole? Dat a mystery, too!

If it a little bitty baby human it not able to put the fire out. But dat okay. Everybody around da little baby put da fire out for da little baby, and den they all cheer for da little baby. Dis usually makes baby very confuzzled. U can see it in da baby's face. He don't know why all da dumb dumb humans is cheering for him! He didn't do nuffin'! But he will forget all about dat and grow up and become one of da dumb dumb humans cheerin' for da little babies!

Humans is ignorant.

Anyway, after da dumb dumb humans eat da yucky cake, dey den have present time. CHOCO already described playin' presents once, and CHOCO know da humans prob'ly not smart enough to remember, so here a link where U can read about it Uself.

Now, at dis dumb dumb birfday party CHOCO went to a few days ago, da humans had a "sleepover." A sleepover is when a bunch of people come to U house and instead of sleepin' in nice soft beds U all sleep on da hard, cold floor. Dat silly.

Compare all dat with how a choco celebrate birfdays. We just menudo a little kid and den call it a day!