Things Dat Make Choco Tsinkagin

Get dis straight right NOW, human: Da CHOCO is a brave choco! Da CHOCO will MENUDO da human if da human say anything bad about da CHOCO!

Now that we all know that, da CHOCO want to talk today about da things that make da CHOCO tsinkagin.

Number Uno: La Agua! CHOCO no gonde de pecula da agua! Here why: Once Meradiff and Natalia decided to take a baff in a very large bafftub dat they call da swim'n'pool. Natalia jump in. Den da Meradiff start to jump in. Da CHOCO say, "Hey! Da CHOCO want to play with Meradiff and Natalia!" so da CHOCO got in da big bafftub, too!

Except when da CHOCO get in da bafftub da CHOCO fall down in la agua and da CHOCO not able to get up somehow. Also, somethin' wrong with da CHOCO 'cause da CHOCO no could breathe anymore without it hurting! Da Natalia pick up da CHOCO from da bafftub and carry da CHOCO over to the side. Da CHOCO say "Gracias!" and try again.

Who woulda guessed it? Da CHOCO fall down in la agua once more, and da CHOCO no could breathe once more! Da Natalia and da Meradiff pull da CHOCO over to da side of da pool, and da Natalia say, "Did da CHOCO tsinkagin?"

Da CHOCO was almost crying (Just ALMOST crying! Chocos don't cry!) and da CHOCO said, "Ya! Da CHOCO tsinkagin!" And ever since den da CHOCO no like da agua! It make da CHOCO tsinkagin!

Number Finally: Da CHOCO 's daddy! 'Cause he try to MENUDO da CHOCO !

Number Tres: Da CHOCO 's Mama! 'Cause she make da CHOCO menudo da CHOCO 's sweets before da CHOCO can menudo da CHOCO 's human!

Number Four: Da Meradif and Natalia's Mama. Cause she no like da CHOCO ! She mean. She say things like, "Da Meradiff and Natalia's Mama wish da CHOCO go away forever!"

Those the main things dat make da CHOCO tsinkagin. But mostly la agua and da Meradiff and Natalia's Mama!