Da 'Larious Joke of Da Day!

Hey, Look at DAT!

It's a honkin' flappy bird!

And Guess WHAT????

Da honking flappy bird make Meradiff and Natalia's mama 'tsinkagin!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Dat so funny dat CHOCO never even HEARD it!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Choco Gonna Sue!

Good Day. Dis is da CHOCO, who today is in da big time law library doin' some research on da law stuff, 'cause da CHOCO is gonna sue!

Dat right, sue!

A lot of humans has been using da CHOCO's name and da CHOCO has not gotten any moolah from dem. Dat no can be right, so da CHOCO gonna sue dem for every penny!

U can see da ev'dence the CHOCO has collected by lookin' at da links below. Before da CHOCO show U, though, da CHOCO want to state da following:

Neither da CHOCO nor da CHOCO's represenatives has had anything to do with these other web pages, and da CHOCO no is affiliated with dem.

Also, da CHOCO now feel like he better put dis on his web page:

All content of dis here blog (whatever a blog is) is copyright 2008 by da CHOCO! So hands off or da CHOCO menudo U!

Link 1: Dis is not da CHOCO's girlfriend or nothin'. Da CHOCO does not even know her!

Link 2: Dis is not at ALL what da CHOCO, look like!

Link 3: CHOCO doesn't even understand dis one.

Link 4: Dose are NOT chocos. Those is humans. CHOCO think they maybe making dat one human girl menudo dawgpoop! That is not approprio! That is bad!

Link 5: This is da one dat bother da CHOCO da most. First, dat not even waht da CHOCO look like (though da color and da winnin' smile is close!). Second, CHOCO not get even so much as one dollar from da sales of dis!

CHOCO is NOT Magic!

CHOCO is triste.

CHOCO is muy triste!

CHOCO is NOT magic!

CHOCO thought dat da CHOCO was a magic choco! CHOCO thought da CHOCO was invisible!

But da CHOCO was just a big dummy choco. Da CHOCO was just tricked by da big chocos. Da CHOCO was a set up CHOCO.

Da big chocos made da CHOCO think da CHOCO was invisible. Den they made da CHOCO think that it would be a 'larious joke of da day if da CHOCO pulled down da choco teacher's pants! So da CHOCO did!

"CHOCO!" da teacher screamed. "CHOCO, da teacher gonna MENUDO da CHOCO! What is U doin'?"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" da CHOCO said. "Da CHOCO isn't doin' NOTHIN 'cause U can't even see da CHOCO! Cause da CHOCO is invisible!"

But da CHOCO wasn't invisible enough 'cause da teacher hit da CHOCO and sent da CHOCO to da principal's office. And dat is where da CHOCO is right now. So da CHOCO is not magic! And da CHOCO is NOT friends with da big chocos. Da CHOCO is just a loser choco. A loser choco that is in trouble!

Da CHOCO is triste.

Muy triste.